behind bars---last blog

Sadd day everybody...I am going to jail next week for a 3yr sentence.


I got involved with the wrong people and now I have to pay the price. I am really sorry that I have to leave ya'll high and dry but I just love bein bad and now i gotta face the music. When i get out im gonna blog about my time in the clink.


Here is a little tip, if someone says your motorcycle is "hot" they are not givin you a compliment...it means it is stolen...I knew it was stolen but i didnt care because i have a need for fast metal and cheap booze.

3yrs from now i will be back on the road livin life and drinkin away my memories!

These bitches cant hold me forever! Also if anybody wants to send me shampoo and cigarettes that would be flippin awesome! and a "cake" would be nice to cuz i gotta "file" my nails...if ya know what I mean.


See ya in 3!

Yours Truly....Aby.


btw Aby is not my name it stands for anonymous blogging youth :)

Say GoooodBye!!!!!

Shakin my head....I just got the saddest news since I found out they discontinued my fav flava of lipgloss. Alden is moving back to Spain!


I am soooooo sad because he is not even gonna take me with him! He has decided that he does his best when he is back in Spain.

I acutally talked to Melinda and she told me that Alden likes being in the United States but there is no real inspiration here....am I not inspiring enough lol?


I am super duper sadness about him leaving but I gotta be a grown up and wish him well....who knows maybe he will fly me over sometime for a siesta!

I will still try to bring the gossy about him but with him living in a totally diff country I dont know how much I will be able to get. Saddest day ever and I am totally craving carbs! What a sucky soup day!


GoodBye my Aldie-poo!


Yours TruLy.....

Whats new? Tattoo!

OMfreakinG!!!!!! Someone got a new Tattoo!

Thats right, Alden got a tat! I couldnt believe it until I actually looked at it with my own eyes!

He got it for Melinda (whore) and it is a heart with an "M" in the center!


This is the best part and yA'll are gonna love this, the tat is on his cheek; I'm not talkin about his face either lol!

So good job Aldie, now you have tainted yourself for every other woman!


Yours Truly>>>>>>

wedding bells = silent

Well .... it happend.....Alden & Melinda got hitched!


They went to some tropical island to elope!!!!



My heart is broken...tear drops!!!!

Oh well maybe the brother (twin) can help ease my pain!!

Lets hope so!


YOurs TRuly....:(

Double Take!!!!

I just found out that Alden has a Twin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe this...not only are there two of these awesome guys but they both love the same things!


Good news ladies, the twin brother is single!!!




Yours Truly...

Hola everybody!!!

I have just discoverd that Alden made a couple of low budget films that are completely in Spanish!

Alden told me that there are only about 45 copies in circulation and he has 35 of them lol, wow!

I actually got a chance to watch one of them and let me tell you....porn with subtitles is the only way to describe it lmao!!!

It was a bit much but i managed to get through the entire hour and 8 minutes. hopefully now that he has his life together he wont have to do anymore "indy" films to pay the bills...cuz strippin is way easier! Believe me I know!


YourS TRUly.....

Why thank you Alden!!!

Hey special people! I have been sick for a while but I am feeling better now becuz my new best friend Alden brought me Chicken Soup!
The recipe for this miracle soup is completely from his great grandmother who lives in Figueres which from what I learned is a small city in Spain. Honestly I didn't even care if he brought me hot garbage juice becuz I got to have one on one time with him and dive deeper into his private life.
According to Alden he is soon going to be playing the lead role in an upcoming film!! I really really want to tell ya what the movie is but I had to sign a contract saying that I would not leak the info. If break this pie crust of a promise I will get in a lot of legal trouble and I am lookin to spend my money on jello-shots and shoes, not lawyer fees! Thats all for today but I will keep my eyes and ears open for any new juicy facts and factoids- thats a funny word!


YOurs TRuly......